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How many "t's" in "bloodletting?"
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yourunclepat:

Happy Friday

yourunclepat:

Happy Friday

regularsam:

sandandglass:

Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner. 

Guys, Obama is doing stand up now. 

This man knows good jokes.

kickstartmyfart:

“Progress is a nice word. But change is its motivator. And change has its enemies.” - Robert F. Kennedy
via GQ

kickstartmyfart:

“Progress is a nice word. But change is its motivator. And change has its enemies.” - Robert F. Kennedy


via GQ

(via retrocampaigns)

Take a look a this silly thing I made at funnyordie.com, I guarantee it’ll be super-quick

Take a look a this silly thing I made at funnyordie.com, I guarantee it’ll be super-quick

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Space Cram Crew

chamberlain:

This is one of seven tracks I made for Space Cram at UCBeast last night, a David Bowie transition for between sketches. I had a total blast working with everyone, and I’m real happy with how this came out.

These audio transition pieces at last night’s SKETCH CRAM were OUT OF THIS WORLD!!

Here’s a silly list I have up at funnyordie.com, it’s JUST BARELY TOPICAL
http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/8cad8a57d8/little-known-roger-ebert-movie-reviews

Here’s a silly list I have up at funnyordie.com, it’s JUST BARELY TOPICAL

http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/8cad8a57d8/little-known-roger-ebert-movie-reviews

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David Guzman

Here’s short ditty I just wrote because it’s SPRING CAN’T CHA TELL?

Here’s a sketch from our SLEEPY DR. DRE show last week! It’s audio, so you don’t need your eyes.

This is a humor piece I have running in The Bygone Bureau! Enjoy it, share it, and abide by its wisdom.

The PIT Mainstage at 7pm

The sketch group Sleepy Dr. Dre presents a show that demonstrates how your neighbors are out to get you, how big business wants to control you, how space and time is an illusion, and how your grip on reality is weak — like a little baby’s grip. But you’re safe with us.

Starring:
Megan Maes
Keaton Patti
Samantha Reece Schecter
Jason Donovan Hall

Written by David Guzman and Matt Jordan